Posting this thought I googled beforehand
Now I'm proclaiming I'm a righteous man
It's great and if you think you wanna join the debate
You'd better have your websites straight

My indignations got me on the brink
of new wave prophet, I don't have to think, just type
And if what loads up on that screen looks right
That logic's all air tight

My girl's old man called me illiterate, said something 'bout rhetoric
What's that? I had to leave and look it up on my phone
Can't fight these battles alone

Hundreds of followers and more retweets
What more validation could I ever need?
YOLO! GFY, FFS, #NEXT!
My whole world's at my fingertips!

Don't snope my google, brah, I'll ask.com.
The answers I get there are never wrong
You don't wanna tangle me in my comment thread
I got bookmarks to put you to bed
In my head I'm the chosen one!
The latest survey said I'm more like Cheech than Chong
That's cool, he's the brains of the group
Got hella likes, to boot.

A disagreement means I'll tag some friends
Let popularity pay dividends
A cacophony of unrepentant, mindless tripe
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Check my selfie selection on Instagram
It's part soft porn, part histogram
Man's a social animal and I'm the proof!
God forgives necessity and I need you!

Don't snope my google, brah, I'll ask.com.
The answers I get there are never wrong
Hold my hand if you're asking me to use my brain
I may pass out from the strain
Can't form an answer, yet can do no wrong
Thank God for critical-thought.com, hold my hand
(Ah, my fucking head!)

Emoticon, show me a real emotion, I'm suffering (My head!)
I'm not a troll, I set the truth in motion, you'll know my name

Don't snope my google, brah, I'll ask.com.
The answers I get there are never wrong
You don't wanna tangle me in my comment thread
I got bookmarks to put you to bed
Can't form an answer, yet can do no wrong
Thank God for critical-thought.com, hold my hand

I'm not a troll, I set the truth in motion, you'll know my name
Emoticon, show me a real emotion, I'm suffering

Show me all your avatars, emoticons and exemplars
Before you log out tonight, you're gonna know my name